Time To Go

It is with immense regret that I announce my departure from the site to which I have given so much of my time and effort. Despite numerous comings and goings I have essentially worked on Those Guys That Review Stuff.com for the entirety of its existence, four years this May, and like to think that my constant labors have resulted in much progress and development. However, due to personal circumstances completely outside my control I have decided to call time on my role here as Deputy Head Writer. I can only hope that I will be remembered by the select few whose existence holds any real meaning to me as a competent and hard-working Deputy Head, a loyal and innovative team member and a half-decent writer. I have no doubt that That Other Guy will be filling my shoes after carefully removing them from my bloated, rotting corpse; heavily mutilated by the occasional malicious passer-by, and I wish him all the luck in the world (not that he needs it). I may well return one day but until then I’m afraid I have to say goodnight you loathsome, sycophantic whores.


Dear Mother

Fuckity hi!  This poem is about my lovely mother.  I wish I could’ve waited until to May to post it but I didn’t do anything all of April!  And April is almost over so we’re more than close enough.  This poem is dark and very self explanatory, not a super recent write but the feelings in it are still accurate.  I hope you enjoy it!

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Modest Mouse – Coyotes

Hello. It seems that this will be my first review.

Today I’d like to talk about a song called ‘Coyotes’ by the American indie rock band Modest Mouse. This track is from Strangers to Ourselves. A rather recent album that came out just last month. Modest Mouse doesn’t always get the recognition it deserves. For someone who hasn’t heard of the band before, I’d consider this track a pretty good introduction.

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