All the small things? I thought I’d sworn all my exes to secrecy…
All The Small Things, by Blink-182, is one of those songs I’ve always sort of liked, but never really listened to, for no real reason. The infamous Claudia introduced me to this song after all the years of knowing I liked it, and here I am, finally, reviewing it.
Ok. Lyrically, it’s quite a lovey-dovey song. Honest. It is! I mean, think about it. He knows that she cares about him, and he appreciates it. Also, she really shows in it one of the greatest ways possible. No, not a blowjob, but roses by the stairs. I mean, woah. That’s love, right there. How many women have you left roses for? Be honest… Not many, I bet!
Lyrically, the song is great. Here’s my favourite lyrics:
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, Ill be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill’
These are, without a doubt, the weirdest love song lyrics of all time. They seriously are! I have never, in all my years of listening to epic songs, a good 1/3+ of which are love songs, heard lyrics as messed up as this… I love it though!