Due to a major difference of opinion on an important matter, as well as the potential for a lawsuit, it is my displeasure to announce that Benny4700 has quit his post as a writer for That Guy That Reviews Stuff. Not only was he a part of our team, but he was also the Deputy Head Writer. As such, he was my right-hand man and easily, in my opinion, the second best writer we had.
Ben. We will be sad to see you go and we will all miss your new and original posts. You were a great writer and will always have an important place in our hearts, or something a bit less soppy, but equally touching, than that…
On behalf of the team here, I wish you the best for the future and remind you that we will always have a place for you if you ever wish to return.