Ah. A birthday. I wonder whose birthday it is…
I am officially an adult today. What a wonderful thing that is. I mean, now, I can drink ‘tree points o’ Guinness’ in my local pub. (Read it in an irish accent – that’s how I meant it).
There ARE better things about being an adult, but I don’t know what they are. I am in the process of writing a post ABOUT my ascension to adulthood, but for now, here’s my post, wishing me a happy birthday. Oh what a glorious day. Just wish I didn’t have a damn Maths Exam. DAMN YOU AQA!
Regardless, I thank you all for what I hope will be a swarm of ‘Happy Birthday’s’, as well as any monetary gifts (hint hint) I may receive. You’re all wonderful people – especially you. No, not you. The pretty one.
Thank you all.