Spectre (2015)

Hello everyone. I’m ba… you know I’ve done to many of these…. Not reviews, obviously but i’m back speeches so fuck it! I’m here now, and isn’t that what matters, right?…. So anyway, back onto my usual style. A totally pointless and unrelated rant as an intro followed by a review, but no hollow promises this time! I realize that i am reliably unreliable so, i won’t be makeing any promises of future reviews or schedules, of any sort, at all. In fact i may fuck off again after this, and it’s not because i don’t want to review but because i’m so busy living (read my team bio) that this sometimes gets sidelined; sorry x Continue reading

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Wreck it Ralph

Warning, unrelated intro!: I don’t feed my cats… Don’t worry, there not starving to death gnawing on my toes as you read! No, my family feed them, but i don’t. I love my cats very dearly. Mellany, our 20 odd year old is senile and has a mental condition that results in her mewing out, often for 10 or 15 minuets, for either water or attention; and i don’t mean love and cuddles, i mean she gets your attention, one stroke! And then she’s happy. I could love her more if she didn’t spend her days wailing at me from the bathroom. Tilly, our four year old tyrant is a “cute and i know it” playful tike who’s scared of me half the time, and a little tart to me the rest.

Warning, this may go on for a while: I do sometimes give them food from my plate when they beg (Yes, i know i shouldn’t…. but you try saying no to Tilly, the cutest cat in the world…. seriously! Or Mellany, who will sit there for your entire meal) but i don’t feed them because in my house it’s too much hassle. First, the two of them want feeding at different times. Next day, there double timing you. My mum and dad feed them twice a day, only they don’t, they feed them when it suits them. But if i feed them, there’s a problem, because they only get feed twice a day! And then it, “when did you feed them?” and “How much did you feed them?”. I try to explain but before long the accusations are flying, mostly from my farther who rarly feeds them himself, being at work all week and all, but still!

Seriously, if you came to read the review, just skip this: And then it becomes my job to feed them again because im the only one who knows how much they had and when, so only i can now feed them today. But the cats start calling for food when i’m not in the kitchen and then i’m starving them, so i put food in there bowls, and i’m accused of fattening them! Seriously, my mum gives them treats like there angles from heaven. If she had fed much as much chocolate as a kid as she gives them treats, i’d be in a bariatric ward right now! So to avoid all the accusations, the arguments, the responsibility… i don’t feed my cats, ok. Wow, i feel a lot better. Lets get to the review shall we: Continue reading

Star Trek Into Darkness

New year, new me… and still unrelated intro’s. I’m back, i know how many times I’ve said that and by now, i wouldn’t blame you if you ignored me, but, this time it’s difference…. I promise! Nothing changed for this year, except me! I’m new, totally alive and ready for 2014! My 20th year and i wanna live it! Continue reading

That Other Guy’s review of: Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring

Hey guys. That Other guy here to do my review of Fellowship. I am reviewing this as i watch it…. Right Now, so i won’t miss anything, but the review will be long…. very long, and detailed. To save time for you and as a extra, for the first time with me, i will also be recording and uploading videos to youtube as i go so you can watch those as well 🙂 So lets gets started! Continue reading

Why i like Poison Ivy

Well, i decided to round up the trio of sirens with Poison Ivy, or red, as she is know to Harley Quinn. This flower child is no peace lover, as she is arguably (Harley Quinn) the most prolific female villain in the whole Batman franchise, and she has always been a clear cut villain….

OR HAS SHE!!!??!!??!?! Continue reading